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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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