Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Woman rights.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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