- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

The government

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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