- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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