- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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