- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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