- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

women sports....

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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