why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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