- Anti Joke

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

I'm gay.

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