Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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