Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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