Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

obama

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Mitt Romney

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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