- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

You and your parents are going to die today

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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