How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Dance is a sport

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Asians.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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