- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

PSN IS UP

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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