- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Knock Knock opens the door

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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