Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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