What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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