Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

identical jokes get different votes.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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