Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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