Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I am very humble.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops