Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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retard

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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I regret everything.....

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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