Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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