- Anti Joke

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Do you love me? No.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel