What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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give me a thumbs up

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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