why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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