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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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