What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Winter

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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