- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

who's a slut... you're mom

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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That's what she didn't say

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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