- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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