- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

this website even though its hilarious.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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