- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

You will not press the like button.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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