- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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