- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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