- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Refrigerator

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

have you ever had african food? neither have they

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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