- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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