- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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