- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

cats are pussies

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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