- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

noah is a scrub jungle

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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