Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

I can count to potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

its all aodhan

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

i like it in the mouth

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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