Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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This isn't funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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guest what i love pancakes

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Thats what she said

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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