"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Your face is hilarious.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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all your base are belong to mark

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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