Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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