- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Knock Knock. Come in.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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