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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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