- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Morning wood.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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