What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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so the weather's nice...

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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