- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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