- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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