What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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MySpace.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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